To Improve a Cookie

Dear Girl Scouts:

You make these great cookies. They’re called Samoas. They have one deadly flaw, though – they have coconut on them. I’m convinced you’d double your output of Samoa sales if they lacked this polarizing ingredient. Nearly every poll of internet cookie aficionados declares that, if it weren’t for the coconut, Samoas would surpass Thin Mints in popularity.

I beg of you – save us from our national nightmare, and remove the coconut from Samoas! You know you can do it!

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