Anthony Daniels – Having a job-for-life as a glorious golden robot? Sign me up.
Clint Eastwood – ’nuff said.
Rad Spencer – Having only one arm would suck, but then I could swing about however I wanted to.
Harry Kalas – The Voice of God himself. I hear a manvoice like that is classified as a deadly weapon by the FBI.
The Dudes Who Work at Harmonix – This is the most attainable of all, as I could potentially be one of them… some day.
Alex Trebek – Arguably the world’s smartest man.